Tuesday, October 16, 2012

BEFORE THE DEBATE

Hey, Mr President, the debate is about to start, where are you?

You're busy???      This is important, you've got to be here!

Your wedding anniversary ?

Go ahead without you???

Wha   Wha  What???

You say just give them the facts?


Should we use some of that funny stuff they said in their primary debates?

No???    You say just let him talk and he'll screw up again?

Should we mention his remark about the good for nothing 47%?

No???    You think that this wouldn't be polite? 

What do you care if the pundits would think you are rude?

Well, I think you should be here.  If you don't make it you can't play basketball with us next week.

That's more like it, see you in a few minutes. 


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